Site Update: June 1, 2019 The Fightin’ Femmes of WWII
Wow! A third post in less than a month! A record is being set! (A record I can probably never meet again.) Please allow me to introduce you to the Fightin’ Femmes of World War II. What’s that? You’ve never heard of them? Neither had I until recently. They didn’t (read more...)
Site Update: May 24, 2019 Two-Face ’89
What’s this? A second update of new content in less than a week? It’s a Gotham miracle! Revisit the Gotham City of 1989. Then stop by and say hello to Baby Doll. (She’s been expecting you.) Two-Face ’89 Bruce Wayne ’89 Baby Doll (BTAS) Also, the Photo Archive has been (read more...)
Site Update: May 18, 2019 Bombshells Circus
It’s been 9 months since the last site update. In that time, I’ve had a pile of customs develop. I am diligently working on them all, as time allows. I can’t wait to show them off! But these three are ready now, so I thought it might be best to (read more...)
DC Collectibles Animated Justice League Wave 1 Review
The DC Collectibles Animated Justice league figures via the DC Universe app are starting to show up. Given the unusual nature in which the figures are being released, many potential customers are on the fence as to whether these are worth the extra cost and hurdles associated with purchasing them. (read more...)
Site Update: August 12, 2018 Poison Ivy’s Greenhouse
Poison Ivy has taken over Inanimate Objects, and everything is overrun by plants! Quick! The only way to stop her is by checking out all the new customs in this update! Batgirl (TNBA with cape) The Carpenter Catwoman (Concept Design) Clayface (BTAS) Poison Ivy’s Greenhouse Mikey “Batturtle” Poison Ivy (BTAS) (read more...)
Photo Archive
Inanimate Objects consists primarily of photographs of custom figures. From time to time, though, I dabble in toy photography that is less custom-centric. To date I’ve posted these images to social media, but that’s hardly an efficient means of communication. Twitter is just a mess with no organization. Facebook denies (read more...)
Site Update: July 14, 2018 DC Bombshells
The DC Bombshells figures are some of the best toys DC Collectibles has ever produced. Well, the first wave was. The second wave suffered from budget cuts. The third wave suffered so much it was outright cancelled, and I’ve been looking to expand my Bombshells shelf ever since. If ya (read more...)
Site Update: June 3, 2018 Who Ya Gonna Call?
The Ghostbusters are hiring! And Inanimate Objects got the job! Well, sort of. I expanded the population of the shelf, at any rate. New stuff: Marshmallow Ghostbusters Dana Barrett Harley Quinn Ghostbuster Janine Melnitz (Ghostbusters 2) Dr. Peter Venkman Enjoy! Casimir June 2018 (read more...)
Site Update: March 16, 2018 GOTHAM WARS!
As with so many things in life, this story starts with a girl. Harley, to be exact. (No surprise there.) Many years ago, I decided I wanted to customize a “Slave Leia” Harley Quinn figure. (I go into more detail on the Ha’leen Quin-Zell page.) Jump ahead five or six (read more...)
Gotham Wars
Brought to you by Makers of fine custom products. Available wherever fine customs are not sold. Dramatis Personae Dramatis Vehiculis Tonight’s Episode: “Frozen” Bonus Pin-Up Section Quick reference to the customs: AL-FR3D Bobah Sh’ott Ha’leen Quin-Zell Joh’ker the Hutt The Knight Pyggy RD-L3R (read more...)
Easy: A simple parts swap. Little if any paint.
Basic: Some modified parts. Mostly a new paint job.
Moderate: New and modified parts.
Skilled: Lots of new and modified parts. “Frankensteining” often involved.
Advanced: All of the above, plus a great deal of original sculpting.