Jessica Rabbit (Tease)
This is a 3D Jessica Rabbit sculpt designed by Torrida Minis. I printed, assembled, and painted it. Torrida does some great work, available via Patreon and CGTrader. Created March 2023. (read more...)
Photo Archive-Promo Art
Inanimate Objects Promotional Art Whenever I update the site, I enjoy making bit of promotional art to announce the new content. It’s strictly for fun. Some of these are fairly recent. Some of them can be measured in decades. (read more...)
Floor Prints For Sale
ATTENTION TOY PHOTOGRAPHERS! Are you a fan of Extreme-Sets, Diorama prints, Instaprint Dioramas, etc? Yeah, so am I. Real game changers for toy photography in 1/12th and 1/10th scales. But there’s one area in their products that could be improved, and that’s the floor. The large, foldable ones tend to (read more...)
Site Update: August 12, Comic Book Objects
The Inanimate Objects Summer Spectacular winds down with this final batch of (mostly) comic book based creations. Plus a few other friends along for the ride. Batgirl (Classic) Batman (Classic) Robin (Classic) Catwoman (Concept) Clark Kent Etrigan the Demon Lex Luthor The Question Talon The Ventriloquist and Scarface Christopher Lloyd (read more...)
Batman (Classic Repaint)
Another satisfying repaint! This is the Three Jokers Batman repainted. First I painted the trunks black, so they would be on equal footing with the gloves and cape. Then I dry brushed a flat blue on top of the black areas, followed by dry brushed metallic blue. Created May 2022 (read more...)
Batgirl (Classic Repaint)
Sometimes a simple repaint can be oh so satisfying. This is just a simple repaint of the Three Jokers Batgirl. The color scheme is clearly inspired by the 1966 iteration of Batgirl. I dry brushed a flat purple on top of the charcoal areas. I then dry brushed a metallic (read more...)
Catwoman (Concept)
Matt Reeves 2022 The Batman has become a favorite of mine. There’s so much about it I enjoy: the script, the performances, the production design. But there is one thing I really don’t care for, and that’s Catwoman’s costume. It’s just so… boring. I recognize that the film tries to (read more...)
Clark Kent (Comic)
I fully admit to stealing this idea. I saw it quickly in passing, and I wasn’t able to make a note of who I saw make it. I would credit if I could! Most of this is a simple repaint, using the McFarlane Dark Knight Returns Joker as a base. (read more...)
Etrigan (Repaint)
Just a simple repaint. Not even a full one at that. I simply dry brushed some metallic red over the chain mail and the armor details. I also painted the cape and loin cloth. Created May 2022 (read more...)
Lex Luthor (Comic)
Old Lex here is little more than a head swap using the Diamond Select Gotham TV Alfred as a base. (I think I painted the vest. It’s been awhile….) The head came from the old DC Direct Silver Age Lex Luthor figure. I will always prefer the John Byrne/STAS Lex-as-tycoon, (read more...)